| KATE : | The internet is really really great |
| TREKKIE : | For porn |
| KATE : | I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait |
| TREKKIE : | For porn |
| KATE : | There's always some new site, |
| TREKKIE : | For porn! |
| KATE : | I browse all day and night |
| TREKKIE : | For porn! |
| KATE : | It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light |
| TREKKIE : | For porn! |
| KATE : | Trekkie! |
| TREKKIE : | The Internet is for porn |
| KATE : | Trekkie! |
| TREKKIE : | The Internet is for porn |
| KATE : | What are you doing!? |
| TREKKIE : | Why you think the net was born? |
| Porn, porn, porn | |
| KATE : | Tree-kkie! |
| TREKKIE : | Oh hello Kate monster |
| KATE : | You are ruining my song |
| TREKKIE : | Oh me sorry, me no mean to |
| KATE : | Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? |
| TREKKIE : | Me no talkie |
| KATE : | Good |
| KATE : | I'm glad we have this new technology |
| TREKKIE : | For porn |
| KATE : | Which gives us untold opportunity |
| TREKKIE : | For por-oops, sorry |
| KATE : | Rightfrom your own desktop |
| TREKKIE : | For --- |
| KATE : | You can research browse and shop |
| Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop | |
| TREKKIE : | FOR PORN!! |
| KATE : | Trekkie |
| TREKKIE : | The Internet is for porn! |
| KATE : | Noooo |
| TREKKIE : | The Internet is for porn! |
| KATE : | Trekkie |
| TREKKIE : | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! |
| KATE : | That's gross you're a pervert |
| TREKKIE : | Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster |
| KATE : | NO really, you're a pervert |
| Normal people don't sit at home and look | |
| at porn on the Internet | |
| TREKKIE : | Ohhhh? |
| KATE : | What?! |
| TREKKIE : | You have no idea |
| Ready normal people? | |
| NORMAL PEOPLE : | Ready --- ready --- ready |
| TREKKIE : | Let me hear it! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS: | The Internet is for porn! |
| PRINCETON : | Sorry Kate |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS: | The Internet is for porn! |
| PRINCETON : | I mastrubate |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS: | All these guys unzip their flies |
| For porn, porn, porn! | |
| KATE : | The Internet is not for porn!! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS: | PORN,PORN,P--- |
| KATE : | HOLD ON A SECOND! |
| Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online | |
| ROB : | That?s correct. |
| KATE : | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com |
| BRIAN : | Sure! |
| KATE : | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay |
| GARY : | Yes I do! |
| KATE : | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card |
| PRINCETON : | True! |
| TREKKIE : | Oh, but Kate- |
| What you think he do . . .after? hmm? | |
| PRINCETON : | . .yeah |
| KATE : | EEEWWWWW! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS : | The internet is for porn! |
| KATE : | Gross! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS : | The internet is for porn! |
| KATE : | I hate porn |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS : | Grab your dick and double click |
| KATE : | I hate you men! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS : | For porn, porn, porn! |
| (harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn | |
| KATE : | I'm leaving! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS : | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
| porn, porn, porn, porn | |
| KATE : | I hate the internet! |
| TREKKIE AND GUYS : | Porn, porn, porn, porn |
| TREKKIE : | The internet is for |
| TREKKIE AND SOME : | The internet is for |
| TREKKIE AND ALL : | The internet is for PORN! |
| TREKKIE : | YEAH! |